Me bitch and babu; of why i love them

It is best read from below to top; i had fun when the emails were exchanged :)


Pilan for you 3: chiti chiti bang bang! J
Me: Directorial debut

But seriously what do we do?

From: Me [mailto]
Sent: Thursday, June 04, 2009 4:24 PM
To: Babu@reddygaru.com; Bitch@bitch’s companyWORESHT!
Whatay nonsense u baays is speaking….
Now what is the plan?

From: Babu [mailto]
Sent: Thursday, June 04, 2009 4:19 PM
To: 'Bitch'; Me
Jabless –One stone killed of so many baards ra. Goog one!
I choose not to do it actually. So chumma writing code whenever I want to J

From: Bitch [mailto]
Sent: Thursday, June 04, 2009 4:08 PM
To: Babu; Me
Thu jabless mins go give off kaas ra??

From: Babu [mailto]
Sent: Thursday, June 04, 2009 4:03 PM
To: Me; Bitch
Bleedi whaatay, are we bucking now or we do a sudden arrival there and surprise the shat out of them ?
Gilmore grrls=Ragil

P.S I have no work :P

From: Me [mailto]
Sent: Thursday, June 04, 2009 4:02 PM
To: Babu@reddygaru.com; Bitch@bitch’s company
You will get close-up shots da…. Full graphic

From: Babu [mailto]
Sent: Thursday, June 04, 2009 3:51 PM
To: Me; Bitch@bitch’s company
Bleedi where the yell will I go? :)

From: Me [mailto]
Sent: Thursday, June 04, 2009 3:43 PM
To: Bitch@bitch’s company; Babu@reddygaru.com
Otherwise ur car only :P

From: Bitch [mailto]
Sent: Thursday, June 04, 2009 3:42 PM
To: Me; Babu@reddygaru.com
That we’ll think of laterss…. These peepals don’t seem to have too much bujiness anyway!

From: Me [mailto]
Sent: Thursday, June 04, 2009 3:41 PM
To: Bitch; Babu@reddygaru.com
What if they don’t let us off baby?

From: Bitch [mailto]
Sent: Thursday, June 04, 2009 3:40 PM
To: Me; Babu@reddygaru.com
Yes its close to my heart ….but when will I go and pay??
I’ll leave at 9…and tomorrow also!! So besht we’ll just go off on Saturday and check in!

From: Me [mailto]
Sent: Thursday, June 04, 2009 3:37 PM
To: Bitch; Babu@reddygaru.com
What ra!
Ulsoor is close to you.
Go off and pay no?

From: Bitch [mailto]
Sent: Thursday, June 04, 2009 3:36 PM
To: Babu; Me
These fellows are saying they want some advance it sims!!
Bledi…aphice is in ulsoor! Wat to do now?

I told them we cant go and pay….any other options?

From: Babu [mailto]
Sent: Thursday, June 04, 2009 2:55 PM
To: Bitch; Me
Eh gil air and all you not tear ra. Hall ready you getting so bold and all J

Book off this!!!
Woodrichu

From: Bitch [mailto]
Sent: Thursday, June 04, 2009 2:47 PM
To: Babu; Me
Woodrich boys are saying 1200 per head for stay, lunch, dinner and breakfast!!
But ees ofter the airports!! Wat do?

From: Me [mailto]
Sent: Thursday, June 04, 2009 1:05 PM
To: Babu@reddygaru.com; Bitch@bitch’s company
Baby
Reply off da!
Or it is this sideof town

From: Babu [mailto]
Sent: Thursday, June 04, 2009 12:39 PM
To: Me; Bitch@bitch’s company
Shall we go to Kunita buddhiranis house and ask for some mahney- Self dev fund? J

Bleedi where are all those resorts?. Shall we go to Taj Kutteram? :P

From: Me [mailto]
Sent: Thursday, June 04, 2009 12:31 PM
To: Babu@reddygaru.com; Bitch@bitch’s company
There is cilub cabbana…

From: Babu [mailto]
Sent: Thursday, June 04, 2009 12:20 PM
To: 'Bitch'; Me
Bais,

Nat at all finding places this Helyenka side! Share off your valuable suggestions.

From: Bitch [mailto]
Sent: Tuesday, June 02, 2009 3:06 PM
To: Babu; Me
Which hunkill you are talking about ra bledi beedi?

From: Babu [mailto]
Sent: Tuesday, June 02, 2009 3:00 PM
To: Me; Bitch
Google for elim resorts :)
Try calling that holiday village also :)

That bleedi hunkill has been acting like a damager, simpleeee talkin !!!

From: Me [mailto]
Sent: Tuesday, June 02, 2009 3:01 PM
To: Babu@reddygaru.com; Bitch@bitch’s company
Send number…..
I will call and fix it….

From: Babu [mailto]
Sent: Tuesday, June 02, 2009 2:54 PM
To: Me; Bitch@bitch’s company
Oh drunk curds, I fought off with that guy ra :)

From: Me [mailto]
Sent: Tuesday, June 02, 2009 2:48 PM
To: Bitch@bitch’s company; Babu@reddygaru.com
Bibekaaa dahlin! Pleaje book off same place.

From: Bitch [mailto]
Sent: Tuesday, June 02, 2009 2:45 PM
To: Me; Babu@reddygaru.com
Wok! Just you put one plan and tell me – I will let you know if there is any place!

From: Bitch [mailto]
Sent: Tuesday, June 02, 2009 2:29 PM
To: Me; Babu@reddygaru.com
2.5k overall mins?? everything a?
Each wont have to spend 3-4 k ya!

From: Me [mailto]
Sent: Tuesday, June 02, 2009 1:59 PM
To: Babu@reddygaru.com; Bitch
It was 2.5 k overall da! I think that is enough…. I don’t want to ispend off some 3-4k each of us…

From: Babu [mailto]
Sent: Tuesday, June 02, 2009 1:51 PM
To: 'Bitch'; Me
That it was 2.5 k

From: Bitch [mailto]
Sent: Tuesday, June 02, 2009 1:38 PM
To: Babu; Me
Just you ppls telling me how much this old place was on kanakfur! There are places on bannerghatta road and hosur road!
These places are be some 2-3 k!! wok wa?

From: Babu [mailto]
Sent: Tuesday, June 02, 2009 12:45 PM
To: Me; Bitch
Grrls,

BTW grrls is now a word which actually means high maintenance girls.. So good going you three J
Bleedi ungil whatay not calling wonly. Waste only.
This need not be on Kanakapura road actually, so suggestions if you give off means I booking!!

From: Me [mailto]
Sent: Tuesday, June 02, 2009 12:40 PM
To: Babu@reddygaru.com; Bitch@bitch’s company
Baay and grrrl.

Wassup?
Baby, holiday village is families only…..

Babu book off something no, quickly?

From: Babu [mailto]
Sent: Thursday, May 28, 2009 4:55 PM
To: Me; Bitch@bitch’s company
What a waste this gil is !!!
And gil is punju! lol

From: Me [mailto]
Sent: Thursday, May 28, 2009 4:53 PM
To: Babu@reddygaru.com; Bitch@bitch’s company
Bitch, tell da!
Am so waiting for you!

From: Babu [mailto]
Sent: Thursday, May 28, 2009 4:48 PM
To: Me; Bitch@bitch’s company
Ok P*******E

So I shall book of?

From: Me [mailto]
Sent: Thursday, May 28, 2009 4:35 PM
To: Babu@reddygaru.com; Bitch@bitch’s company
U will always be the p**p :P

From: Babu [mailto]
Sent: Thursday, May 28, 2009 4:30 PM
To: Me; Bitch@bitch’s company
For clarity sakes: Threesome mins swa, srin and gil!
Cam work: VD

From: Me [mailto]
Sent: Thursday, May 28, 2009 4:27 PM
To: Bitch@bitch’s company; Babu@reddygaru.com
We will go, get drunk make noise and leave in the morning J
Songs good no?

From: Bitch [mailto]
Sent: Thursday, May 28, 2009 4:17 PM
To: Babu
Cc: Me
Ayee naansense baai!!

Someone please tells me the yagenda…wat we are going to do?
Byaby you can mail me sefaratey shy mins!

From: Babu [mailto]
Sent: Thursday, May 28, 2009 3:25 PM
To: Bitch
Cc: MeGrrls,

Please confirm off bleedi asap Ragil, so that I can book off.
Swaroop please do the needful with your keep!

Alls are expecting.. lol

the bag repair lady

This happened a few months ago, may be 1 month ago, am not too sure; but I will remember it for a long time to come. Why I am going to remember it, I am not really very sure, but I guess when you read the incident you will realize what it is that struck me and imprinted it on my memory. If you get it right, it means you know me well.

I have this Che Guevara bag, dirty green ('twas green but I guess over 2 years of abuse and not washing it has gotten dirty :D) and something I think is a style statement but most others think makes me look like a beggary scholar; I just love this bag since it is very nice and it is the only thing that I bought for myself from Europe. The bag's handle tore because I had overfilled it with some weird stuff and I was looking desperately looking for someone in my area to repair it for me. But I could not find anyone to repair it. So off I went to good old 4th block shopping complex to get it repaired.

There is this lady who has a small bag repair shop next to Raghavendra complex, just near the coffee day coffee pudi store. She has been around for a while and appa always says she is the best person to repair bags. I went along there and gave my bag.

Me: Swalpa bag repair maaDbeku. Urgent ittu
Lady: En aagide
Me: Handle kitthoytu, matte zipppu kittbandide
Lady: Torsi (she inspects it and says), naaLe banni saar, madhyana kodteeni
Me: naaLe sunday alva, tegdirteera?
Lady: Full week working saar, tumba kelasa ide, bengalurinda ella kade inda janaa bartaare, mg road, yeshwantpur ella kade inda bartaare, paapa allinda ella bandaaga naavu illa heLakke agalla alla, nanna maga oDi hoda, ee vayasallu ishtella kelasa maadbeku, en maaDodu.... naaLe banni saar bag kodteeni
Me: Aaytamma naaLe barteeni, naanu yaavagalu ille barodu, appa kooDa ille barodu
Lady: Gottu nanage neevu channagi, neevu chikkavaru aagiddaginda nodtaa ideeni.... nimma tande kooda gottu....

I went back the next day. The bag was well repaired, looked good as new and she charged me 25 rupees for it. Appa would have been scandalized by the amount but would have agreed as she does a good job. But the icing on the cake was that she found and returned a pair of headphones I had displaced and replaced. God bless her I thought, thanked her and walked away....

Some people I guess are genuinely good... and they restore the faith in goodness that most people make you lose so easily.

As of now

The last few weeks have been mixed. Apart from the fact that I have been able to undo some of the stupid things that I was doing in my personal life, all else is stifling the life out of me, because of the stillness of it all is making to very difficult to carry on; the stillness is on the following fronts:

1. The biz is going nowhere, there are clashing styles of working, not good enough business development activity, the clients are unresponsive, the cash is just not flowing, too much effort going into what seems to be a no return investment.... may be it is early days, may be there is a lot that will come together to completely make all the effort worth it, may be it is the darkest hour before dawn, may be it is just the damn timing... but the stillness is killing me. There is so much invested here, so much based on the fact that this will work, that this will be big and great, that there will be good work and better money and a thousand things planned and unplanned will happen based on this; the stillness shakes this very assumption, the assumption that this will work; it shakes it enough to scare the shit out of you, making you wonder if this was the right thing to do, if this is really you claim to fame, if this is really what it is all supposed to be! It is going to take every ounce of integrity and perseverance I have to keep this going, to do what it takes to ensure the assumption is correct. The stillness, I say again, is stifling!

2. Work is bad as usual. There is the usual boss issue and I cannot believe how dumb is he. But that will always be, it is no big deal and there is nothing much that I can do about it. But what worries me more is that the learning curve has stopped. Is it because that I want to stop learning all of this? Or it is because of the 18 month jinx I am hitting? May be it is time to look for a new role, inside or outside, or may be it is time to just say listen, some more time and this will be better and the learning will start; I don't know and I don't know if there is an answer at all! It is going to take a lot to do a good job of what I am doing and that my man is not an easy job! The stillness is in fact annoying here.

Why am I so obsessed that I need to keep moving all the time? Why is it that I cannot accept routine and boredom and not getting ahead somewhere? Is it the intelligence, is it that fact that I think too much or is it that I have a restless mind, which constantly seeks, explores, learns, assimilates, I don't know; I wish I knew. I also want to know is this restlessness good or bad. Is ambition I had suddenly lost and which is back strongly, good or bad? Was the ambition-less stage better, more fulfilling? I don't know, there are just too many questions and too few answers and in the midst of all this, to keep doing well what you need to do is going to massive strength and will power! I hope I have them both!

Amma

I was in a tearing hurry today, simply because I got up late and was all messed up. The cab guy called when I was done eating hullu, stupid oat flakes man!, that silly thing I am doing to try losing weight, and I still had yummy anna huLi that amma had made and I suggested skipping it, as it was piping hot for me only (it must have been boiling, as Babu and he will tell you that I have almost no heat sensors in my throat!). She said nothing doing, cab will wait and she sent me off to the room next door with the fan running full speed (the maid was cleaning the dining hall and the maid takes preference over all else in the house you see; that is the fate we house owners have come to today, our schedules are decided by the maid/ cook/ butler as applicable) so that I could gulp down the food in a tearing hurry and she so sweetly sat down next to me till I ate it, asked if she was not on time and that is why I am in a hurry (oh hell no, she is never late and nobody can ever be more on time for her son than her) and waited so sweetly till I gulped down the yummy food; she took the plate from me and ensure I drank water and sent to on my way to office...

Somewhere deep down, I know that there is no rational reason why she has to be putting fight like this at her age, she should be the one who should be relaxing and me the one running around! How how did her generation learn to give so much, without saying a thing, never complaining, always there, always on time, even if the legs hurt, the back aches, sleep beckons, they somehow can always go on and on for the ones they love! Appa is no different, he loves with the same intensity, what happened today just triggered this blog. I just hope some of us will atleast learn to love like them, even a small portion will make our lives so much more worth it. I will always always cherish very deeply the love that I receive from my parents.

I'll try and tell them how much I cherish it more often....

FB analysed me on my birthday!

Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves sports, leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

we should all read this

Sometimes all that you do in life seems of irrelevant that some of these lessons that I came across seem so useful! and yeah some of them make good IM taglines...

This is something that got forwarded in office...

This is something we should all read at least once a week!!!!! Make sure you read to the end!!!!!!
Written By Regina Brett, 90 years old, of The Plain Dealer, Cleveland, Ohio

To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me. It is the most-requested column I've ever written. My odometer rolled over to 90 in August, so here is the column once more:
1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.
2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.
3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
4. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and parents will. Stay in touch.
5. Pay off your credit cards every month.
6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone.
8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it.
9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.
10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.
11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.
12. It's OK to let your children see you cry.
13. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
14. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't worry; God never blinks.
15. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.
16. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
17. Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger.
18. It's never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is up to you and no one else
19. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take no for an answer.
22. Over prepare, and then go with the flow.
23. Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple.
25. No one is in charge of your happiness but you.
26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words 'In five years, will this matter?'
27. Always choose life.
28. Forgive everyone everything.
29. What other people think of you is none of your business.
30. Time heals almost everything. Give time time.
31. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
32. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
33. Believe in miracles.
34. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn't do.
35. Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.
36. Growing old beats the alternative -- dying young.
37. Your children get only one childhood.
38. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.
39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.
40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back.
41. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
42. The best is yet to come.
43. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
44. Yield.
45. Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift."

A holy man was having a conversation with God one day and said, ' God, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like.' God led the holy man to two doors.. He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in. In the middle of the room was a large round table. In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew, which smelled delicious and made the holy man's mouth water. The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly. They appeared to be famished. They were holding spoons with very long handles, that were strapped to their arms and each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful. But because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths. The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering. God said, 'You have seen Hell.'
They went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the same as the first one. There was the large round table with the large pot of stew which made the holy man's mouth water. The people were equipped with the same long-handled spoons, but here the people were well nourished and lump, laughing and talking. The holy man said, 'I don't understand…' It is simple,' said God. 'It requires but one skill. You see they have learned to feed each other, while the greedy think only of themselves.'

I wonder where 20 and 21 went though :)

changes

Am now working back in a 9-5 job and it is a nice change from what it used to be. I will gym in the evening and i guess i will start seeing sunsets again! Yay!